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"What men are among the other formations of the earth, artists are among men."

"There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them."

"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."

"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."

"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
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