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Lenny Bruce

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

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"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

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Amber Hurdle

"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."

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"Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune; all these are names of the one and selfsame God."

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"God is a metaphor for that which trancends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple as that."

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"Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke."

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"Teach him to think for himself? Oh, my God, teach him rather to think like other people!"

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"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

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Amber Hurdle

"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."

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"God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is."

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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it."
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"When you're eight years old nothing is your business."
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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
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