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Lenny Bruce

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

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"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

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"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"

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"Man's sin is in his failure to live what he is. Being the master of the earth, man forgets that he is the servant of God."

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"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

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"The Seventh Day Adventist Church believes that it was specially chosen by God to prepare the world for the Second Coming of His Son Jesus."

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"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."

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"God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey."

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"Space is the stature of God."

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"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

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"I tried not to make God this big deal in Joan's life. She treats God like a friend: she's nice to him some days, and other days mean, and then cries when she needs help."

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"If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone."
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"I'll die young, but it's like kissing God."
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"Communism is like one big phone company."
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"The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha ha ha ha ha - they'll take you away, man. You can't."
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"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know."
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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is."
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"There are never enough I Love You's."
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"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up."
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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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