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Casey Stengel

"The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss."

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"The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."

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"I live in a house with four women. Just shut up and say, Yes, ma'am."

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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

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"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"

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"I hate women because they always know where things are."

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"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?"

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"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."

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"I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence."

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"Feminism is a political mistake. Feminism is a mistake made by women's intellect, a mistake which her instinct will recognize."

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