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"I got an agent. He said, what do you wanna do, and I said, I want an Oscar nomination. That's your job, that's what I'm paying you for. And I got it."
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"One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to job and state to state. it's hard to keep track of them."
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"The more you stay in this kind of job, the more you realize that a public figure, a major public figure, is a lonely man."
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"The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon."
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"I'm a guy who never wanted to hold a steady job, because I was worried about the monotony."
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"It's the job that's never started takes longest to finish."
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"If kids come to educators and teachers from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong, healthy, functioning families, it makes our job more important."
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"I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job."
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"Masochism is a valuable job skill."
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"I know what my job is: I write the songs, I sing them, I play them on the piano."
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"Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can."
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"The only people who do plays in LA are people who can't get jobs in TV shows."
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"If I like the story and it's well written, and it's a character I want to play and they'll pay me, then I decide to do it."
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"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."
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"Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese."
God

"The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night."
Awards

"When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor."
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"We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing."
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"Stephen King writes a lot of things that are really charming and quirky, and that are more ironic than horror."
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"There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should."
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"When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life. I thought, if ever I was going to make it, that was then."
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