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"Some women are good-looking - until they change their hairstyle."
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"He is every other inch a gentleman."
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"Most people don't mind being stupid, insomuch that they do not appear stupid; appearance and being are seldom simultaneous, congruent, and conclusive."
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"As a consequence, the Court ruled that the limits on campaign spending violated the First Amendment, but it accepted the $1,000 limit on individual contributions on the ground that the need to avoid the appearance of corruption justified this limited constraint on speech."
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"Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance."
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"In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop."
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"My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81."
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"Dialect words are those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel."
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"What hypocrites we seem to be whenever we talk of ourselves! Our words sound so humble, while our hearts are so proud."
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"Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with."
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"Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy But not express'd in fancy rich not gaudy For the apparel oft proclaims the man."
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"Every artist takes their final work to the grave."
Legacy
"Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is)."
Psychology
"A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world."
Love
"The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief."
Money
"What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose."
Work
"Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear - than a fact that he wishes was an opinion."
Psychology
"For breakfast to be called 'in bed' instead of 'on top of a bed,' the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom."
Society
"Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important."
Society
"I am against justice - whenever it is carried out by a mob."
Justice
"An employer's fart is music to his employees' ears."
Work
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