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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."
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"The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that."
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"I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was really innocent."
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"I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it."
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"Independent minded girls that are naked sounds like a great start to something."
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"You know a lot of times you'll find girls in a club are jaded to the other girls in the club. There's a nasty vibe between the chicks in the club. It's like a pretty girl can't look at another pretty girl and say Wow she's pretty."
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"What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close."
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"The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld."
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"I think when you're a bigger star you get many good scripts sent to you, and you have to choose which one you're going to gravitate toward, but I just try to gravitate toward the best-written one that's been thrown my way after a lot of girls have passed on it."
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"When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't."
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"I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating."
Right
"Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke."
Girls
"Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work."
Men
"If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun."
Sex
"I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out."
Thought
"When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time."
Time
"Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty."
Pretty
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