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"I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive."
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"You eventually get used to looking at girls picking their leotards out of their bums and that sort of stuff."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"Only the mad girls chase me, I think."
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"There were a few 6th form girls that I got with when I was I the 6th form, they were really nice, so that was cool."
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"My biggest problem in middle school was catty girls, cliques, and trying to figure out if I wanted to be a part of one of those, just figuring out who I was and all that."
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."
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"Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke."
Girls
"Women are more likely to have sex and fall in love, which can be tough because that's not the way men work."
Men
"I interviewed Johnny Knoxville once. I was kind of scared to interview him because I thought he might be a real jerk, but he was really nice, and I ripped his chest hair out."
Thought
"I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating."
Right
"When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches and Monroe transfers. Works every time."
Time
"Brandon Boyd of Incubus is hot, but he's too pretty."
Pretty
"If we know we're just going to have sex and then ditch the guy, it can be fun."
Sex
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