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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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"And they kind of left to find a guitar player at the very end, so you know, I don't really take it as any slight that I wasn't able to play on the record. It's flattering just to play with them period."
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"In the end I'm the only one who knows me."
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"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"The real deal is always going to win in the end."
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"At the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist."
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"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."
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"For a woman, forty is torture, the end."
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"People read me but they don't subscribe."
People
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
Home
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father
"I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world."
End
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
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