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"We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight."
Ideas
"I have had the unfortunate experience of having someone write an unauthorised biography of me. Half of it is lies and the other half is badly written. My feeling is that if I'm going to write my life story, I ought to have my life first."
Experience
"I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it."
Home
"I am not, I repeat, NOT a lesbian - even though I'd like to be one when I grow up."
Lesbian
"Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it."
Night
"I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter."
Sister
"The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero."
Comedy
"It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life."
Life
"I'd like to play a horse, many people think I already have. Either end of the horse would be fine."
People
"If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush."
Painting
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"In 1792, my Sister told me, I was growing out of my senses."
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Personal Development
"A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost."
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Personal Development
"My grandfather was in a barbershop quartet and my grandmother was in a gospel quartet with her sisters."
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Personal Development
"Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears."
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Personal Development
"When I was very young I was the ugly duckling. I had a lot of complexes. My sister was wonderful and I was nothing."
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Personal Development
"I have two older sisters; I'm the youngest."
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Personal Development
"We will look upon the earth and her sister planets as being with us, not for us. One does not rape a sister."
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Personal Development
"Nobody ever seems to want my advice about serious stuff. People will be like: 'Who made that sweater?' Or 'How did you get your hair so straight?' They don't to come to me for the relationship advice or deep stuff. In fact, my little sister actually hides from me."
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Personal Development
"My sister Liza and I have never felt that we were in competition."
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Personal Development
"And my little sister died when she was 16."
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Personal Development
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