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Tom Lehrer

"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."

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Donna Grant

"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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Donna Grant

"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

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Donna Grant

"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

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Donna Grant

"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

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Donna Grant

"From a cleansed conscience emerges a changed life."

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Donna Grant

"Simple things have greater power than the complicated things!"

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Donna Grant

"Abundance in life comes from generosity."

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Donna Grant

"To live in bliss, love everything, including people, unconditionally."

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Donna Grant

"With a foggy mind you see nothing but fog!"

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"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
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"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!"
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"Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it."
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"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."
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"It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."
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"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
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"I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
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"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
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"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"
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