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"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"And there wasn't anything he wanted to do that he couldn't make time for. What did he have to mope about, really? What more did he want? Love, he could hear Eve saying. Purpose. Love. Purpose. Those are the things that you can't plan for. Those are the things that just happen. And what if they don't happen? Do you spend your whole life pining for them? Waiting to be happy?"
"Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren't as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from a little laughter."
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"I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up."
"The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability."
"On my income tax 1040 it says "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."
"Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them."
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