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Joseph Heller

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

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"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

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"Why do we decorate the world with the ugliness of war when nature is so beautiful and kind?"

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"All war is based on deception."

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"Peace?' said Vetinari. 'Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war."

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"In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger; stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with hard-favor'd rage."

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"America is the world's top war-master, the most sophisticated killer-culture in history."

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"War didn't scare me. I just didn't want to go all the way-hell over there to fight one. I had a reputation after that--I pretended I shot myself by accident, but everyone knew. I never did lose that reputation, but now most everyone is dead, and y'all ain't got any stories from them, so you have to believe mine by default: They were cowards, too. Everyone is."

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Amber Hurdle

"Somewhere close bye, a man is moaning; he's been trampled or thrown or bitten. He sounds resentful or surprised. Did no one tell him that pain lives in this sand, dug in and watered with our blood?"

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Amber Hurdle

"Our modern states are preparing for war without even knowing the future enemy."

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"The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it."

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"War is mainly a catalogue of blunders."

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"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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"He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."
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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
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"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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