top of page
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller

"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

Standard 
 Customized
"But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents."

Exlpore more War quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"In war, when a commander becomes so bereft of reason and perspective that he fails to understand the dependence of arms on Divine guidance, he no longer deserves victory."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"In war there is no prize for runner-up."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"War is evil, but it is often the lesser evil."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Look now -- in all of history men have been taught that killing of men is an evil thing not to be countenanced. Any man who kills must be destroyed because this is a great sin, maybe the worst we know. And then we take a soldier and put murder in his hands and we say to him, "use it well, use it wisely." We put no checks on him. Go out and kill as many of a certain kind or classification of your brothers as you can. And we will reward you for it because it is a violation of your early training."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"There were people who gave everything they had to the war because it was the last war and by winning it we would remove war like a thorn from the flesh of the world and there wouldn't be any more such horrible nonsense."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"That's the attractive thing about war, said Rosewater. "Absolutely everybody gets a little something."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"There was murder, there was rape, there were unspeakable practices, and all of them were for the good, the bloody good, the bloody myth, for the grail, for the Tower."

Explore more quotes by Joseph Heller

Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"Rise above principle and do what's right."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"When I grow up I want to be a little boy."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"Every writer I know has trouble writing."
Quote_1.png
Joseph Heller
"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
bottom of page