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Jill Shalvis

"You're sweet to humor me."He nearly choked on a fry. There was the sweet again. He should have killed someone this week; that would have taken care of that."

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"You're sweet to humor me."He nearly choked on a fry. There was the sweet again. He should have killed someone this week; that would have taken care of that."

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"A woman is always better in everything with the mouth, she talks a lot."

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