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"If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all."
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"Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity."
"Another method of eating burning coals employs small balls of burned cotton in a dish of burning alcohol."
"A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up."
"With such compelling information, the question is why haven't we been able to do more to prevent the crisis of underage drinking? The answer is: the alcohol industry."
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"We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known."
"Janet Reno, during her confirmation hearings, said she would come down harder on porno, and lately she's talked about how violence on television has an effect on violence in the real world."
"Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there."
"It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal."
"But it's much more exciting to make Die Hard. One of the reasons that I think that movie is so successful is it deals with those very important blue-collar relationship themes. But it's more visually beautiful to show things blowing up. It just gives you more on the screen."
"I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association."
"The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored."
"Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference."
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