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"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
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"Every artist writes his own autobiography."
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"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
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"One of the most attractive things about writing your autobiography is that you're not dead."
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"I won't write my autobiography because I never had an affair with Frank Sinatra, and if I had had, I wouldn't tell anyone."
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"If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography."
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"An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory."
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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"I believe there's only one autobiography you can do."
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"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
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"And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years."
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"Please write music like Wagner, only louder."
Music
"I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years."
Years
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job."
Truth
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
Worth
"Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day."
Genius
"The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead."
People
"I think luck is the sense to recognize an opportunity and the ability to take advantage of it... The man who can smile at his breaks and grab his chances gets on."
Opportunity
"Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union."
Entertainment
"If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive."
Man
"When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy."
People
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