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"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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"Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity."
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"Exhaust the little moment. Soon it dies. And be it gash or gold it will not come Again in this identical guise."
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"Much have I traveled in the realms of gold, and many goodly states and kingdoms seen."
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"A mask of gold hides all deformities."
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"The greatest memory for me of the 1984 Olympics was not the individual honors, but standing on the podium with my teammates to receive our team gold medal."
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"We wanted to step off our island and add the color of the third world. We got gold cigarette paper and stuck it around our teeth. We really did look like pirates and dressed to look the part."
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"Titles of honor are like the impressions on coins, which add no value to gold or silver, but only render brass current."
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"I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold."
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"If I never sang on a record again I can still look at my walls. They are covered floor to ceiling with gold and platinum records from all over the world."
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"More varied than any landscape was the landscape in the sky, with islands of gold and silver, peninsulas of apricot and rose against a background of many shades of turquoise and azure."
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"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."
Art
"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."
Being
"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
Difference
"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
Romantic
"I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good writing staff, I don't want to get my peanut butter fingerprints on anything."
Fact
"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."
Being
"90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on."
Art
"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do."
Time
"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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"I hate all sidekicks."
Hate
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