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"Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day."
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"There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy."
Heart
"Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you."
Gardening
"You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest."
Interest
"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar."
End
"'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion."
Matrimony
"Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over."
Miracles
"For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!"
Friendship
"The surest way to fail is not to determine to succeed."
Succeed
"That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously."
Benefit
"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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Personal Development
"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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Personal Development
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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Personal Development
"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development
"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development
"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development
"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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Personal Development
"I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real."
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Personal Development
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