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"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."
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"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple."
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"Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings."
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"Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?'Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know the secret of storing lightning in jars! But don't let that worry you, Mr Lipspick. Just because I'm employing an Igor and working in a cellar doesn't mean I'm some sort of madman, ha ha ha!'Ha ha,' agreed Moist.Ha hah hah!,' said Hubert. 'Hahahahahaha!! Ahahahahahahhhhh!!!!!-'Bent slapped him on the back. Hubert coughed.Sorry about that, it's the air down here,' he mumbled."
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"This was beyond a joke. This had moved beyond foolishness, slipped over the line into genuine 24 karat Jesus-Christ-I-fucked-up-bigtime territory."
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"Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper."
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"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation."
Winter
"Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country."
Patriotism
"Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless."
Selling
"Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile."
Literature
"When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read."
Hope
"People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'"
People
"There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble."
Humor
"Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment."
Man
"He who has seen one cathedral ten times has seen something; he who has seen ten cathedrals once has seen but little; and he who has spent half an hour in each of a hundred cathedrals has seen nothing at all."
Nothing
"What is love? It is the morning and the evening star."
Love
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