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"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"
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"She began stroking my ankles. I considered kicking her in the cunt."
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"If you thought with your minds and not your roosters, you would get the point!"
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"In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow shoes (they unexpectedly go with everything), a friend who will come and post bail at 4 a.m., a fail-safe pie recipe, and a proper muff. A big, hairy minge. A lovely furry moof that looks - when she sits, naked - as if she has a marmoset sitting in her lap. A tame marmoset, that she can send of to pickpocket things, should she so need it - like that trained monkey in Raiders of the Lost Ark."
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"The youth of Idaho falls should be encouraged to take drugs in order to cope up with the fact that there is plutonium in their drinking water."
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"They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up."
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"Thoreau was an idiot."
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"I am provocative, and I admit this. It isn't as if I'm only on the receiving end, a poor, frail little creature. I can be thoroughly nasty when I get going, and I don't pull my punches."
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"And maybe it was fair; if a book was any good, it was a slap in the face to someone."
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"When in doubt, poke the beehive with a stick to see if anything interesting flies out.I clapped my hands. 'I had no idea Pit teams had such pretty cheerleaders. Can you do it again, but with more spirit this time?"
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"He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn't know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. William's gaze snagged on her chest. Yep, keep looking, Lord Bill. Keeeeeep looking."
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"It was definitely a rare situation where a career had started and ended simultaneously on a very high note."
Achievement
"There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself."
Wisdom
"Everyone's mind has sort of a slum division-a flirtatious spot that doesn't give a hoot about how grave a situation is but constantly endeavors to derail more earnest thoughts, almost like a death-wish backseat driver."
Psychology
"I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas to escape loudly."
Humor
"Matters of the heart are so incalculable!"
Affection
"Availability of knowledge is only next to prevalence of stupidity in its overwhelming abundance."
Wisdom
"The underprivileged are byproduct of society's material progress."
Social
"Many a times a huge problem gets solved with a trivial move."
Simplicity
"People say there are thousands of options we have in life. I say we have only two: we can either be happy or be unhappy."
Philosophy
"Relationships are the flavors of life."
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