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"I've decided to pick my moment to retire very carefully - in about 200 years time."
Time

"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive."
Flowers

"Telling the entire world and his dog how good a manager I was. I knew I was the best but I should have said nowt and kept the pressure off 'cos they'd have worked it out for themselves."
Management

"Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right."
People

"If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well."
Management

"I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud."
Woman

"The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years."
River

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one."
Business

"Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life."
Life

"When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back."
Age
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"Every one soon or late comes round by Rome."
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Personal Development

"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job."
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Personal Development

"All things atrocious and shameless flock from all parts to Rome."
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Personal Development

"I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble."
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Personal Development

"Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined."
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Personal Development
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