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"Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors."
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"Exercise feels best after it is finished."

"It has been known for many years that a subset of the population cannot tolerate the radiation emitted by transmitting utility meters and sickness results in these people."

"Health and happiness are interconnected."

"Bitterness is the cancer of bones."

"Living in filth is dark doom. The light of awaken leads to cleanliness."

"An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate."
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"It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough."

"The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us."

"Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin."

"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"

"Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh."

"Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed with consumer appeal, must carry Green Shield stamps."
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