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"If you want to know the value of a minute ask the person who came to the train station or airport a minute late."

"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar.""


"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."


"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."


"If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny."
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