top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy."
Standard
Customized
More
"Nobody's profitable at this moment, because recession is on; advertising dollars are down, and expenses are way up. So that kind of belies the situation that you would expect, because the ratings are way up everywhere."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I promised to have no partisan affiliation and no subsidy except advertising."
Author Name
Personal Development
"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor."
Author Name
Personal Development
"In advertising, not to be different is virtual suicide."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You have always had individual directors who begin in the advertising or commercial world, but they are probably exceptions rather than the traditional pattern."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Any seeming deception in a statement is costly, not only in the expense of the advertising but in the detrimental effect produced upon the customer, who believes she has been misled."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative."
Knowledge
"In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality."
Emotional
"There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks."
Society
"After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military."
Society
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing."
Love
"Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole."
Travel
"Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage."
Acting
"Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way."
Money
"Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape."
Change
"Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?"
Lifestyle
bottom of page