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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better."
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"I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun."
Fun
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
College
"You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other."
Friendship
"I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet."
Skin
"I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself."
Age
"Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me."
Life
"Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door."
Love
"I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job."
Job
"I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show."
Love
"I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people."
Truth
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