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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude."
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"When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed."
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"I think the thing that I most appreciate now is that stereotypes involving Jewish identity activate fears of persecution that exist in the present day."
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"I was gravely warned by some of my female acquaintances that no woman could expect to be regarded as a lady after she had written a book."
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.''I thought you liked redheads.''I do. What's your point?"
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"Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty."
Duty

"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."
Car

"To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible."
Gender

"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Experience

"This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt."
Love

"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
Procrastination

"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen."
Economy

"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
Age

"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."
Money

"Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents."
Youth
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