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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude."
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"When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed."
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"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.''I thought you liked redheads.''I do. What's your point?"
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"I think the thing that I most appreciate now is that stereotypes involving Jewish identity activate fears of persecution that exist in the present day."
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"I was gravely warned by some of my female acquaintances that no woman could expect to be regarded as a lady after she had written a book."
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"A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking."
Vacation

"Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't."
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"Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough."
Procrastination

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
Car

"Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air."
Ability

"Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break."
Science

"Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect."
Age

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Success

"Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
Experience

"He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone."
Honesty
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