"No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'."

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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."

Carl Sagan, American Scientist

Night, Stars, Students, Sun

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Woody Allen, American Director

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"I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president."

Jack Valenti, American Businessman

Night, President, Sleep

"Big Night and The Impostors are both things that I wrote."

Stanley Tucci, American Actor

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"They got all the size over there, and the teams are really good, so, I think night after night you're just going to have to be ready to lace them up and be ready to play. The teams out there are really good."

Latrell Sprewell, American Athlete

Night, Play

"I often write either really early in the morning, or really late at night."

Tracy Chapman, American Musician

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"Sammy Davis, I backed him up. I used to study him every night. I saw how great performers worked and was able to incorporate a little bit from the best."

Bobby Vinton, American Musician

Night, Study

"When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had."

Jim Evans, American Athlete

Night, Summer, Umpire

"I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night."

Evan Dando, American Musician

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"I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night."

Chris Elliott, American Comedian

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"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."

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"Nobody ever died of laughter."

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"It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality."

Quality

"One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests."

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"To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be."

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"The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all."

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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

"I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president."

"Big Night and The Impostors are both things that I wrote."

"They got all the size over there, and the teams are really good, so, I think night after night you're just going to have to be ready to lace them up and be ready to play. The teams out there are really good."

"I often write either really early in the morning, or really late at night."

"Sammy Davis, I backed him up. I used to study him every night. I saw how great performers worked and was able to incorporate a little bit from the best."

"When I was 14, I played in a summer league. One night the chief umpire asked me if I would like to try umpiring. There was a Little League tournament coming up and he needed more umpires than he had."

"I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night."

"I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night."

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"You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men."

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"It is easier to confess a defect than to claim a quality."

"One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests."

"The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity."

"Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter."

"Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best."

"Of all the objects of hatred, a woman once loved is the most hateful."

"To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be."

"The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all."