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Max Beerbohm

"No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'."

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"No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'."

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"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive."

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

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"Night fell clean and cold in Dublin, and wind moaned beyond my room as if a million pipes played the air."

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"We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime."

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"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."

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"There's no twilight in the tropics. Night falls like a curtain."

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