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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
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"But when we have families, when we have children, this gives us a purpose for being, to protect our children, to avoid going to jail because if I'm in jail, who looks after my children, who's there for my wife?"
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"With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife."
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
Wife
"It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it."
Money
"I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."
School
"I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again."
Time
"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
Comedy
"I like getting married, but I don't like being married."
Being
"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."
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