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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
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"He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
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"The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife."
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"I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring."
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"The show can go on without me, and probably will, but I want to come back to act in Chicago. My wife and I just bought a condo downtown, and I want to do theater."
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"I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English."
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"A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife."
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"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."
Support
"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
Wife
"I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again."
Time
"I like getting married, but I don't like being married."
Being
"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
Comedy
"It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it."
Money
"I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."
School
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