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"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."
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"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
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"Agnes Darling, if such should be we never meet again, while firing my last shot, I will gently breathe the name of my wife - Agnes - and with wishes even for my enemies I will make the plunge and try to swim to the other shore."
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
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"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it."
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"My wife and I have always trusted each other, and I have to thank her strength."
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"Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife."
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"I like getting married, but I don't like being married."
Being
"I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand."
School
"I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion."
Wife
"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."
Comedy
"It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it."
Money
"I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again."
Time
"I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much."
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