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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
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"Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes."
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"In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king."
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"When you look at the stars and the galaxy, you feel that you are not just from any particular piece of land, but from the solar system."
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"This land, this water, this air, this planet - this is our legacy to our young."
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"The city is as large as Seville or Cordova; its streets, I speak of the principal ones, are very wide and straight; some of these, and all the inferior ones, are half land and half water, and are navigated by canoes."
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"Had it not been for the Atlantic Ocean and the virgin wilderness, the United States would never have been the Land of Promise."
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"Western concepts of ownership and privatization came in and clashed with that. So land began to be exchanged."
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"There are but few naval powers, but there are many land powers."
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"When one jumps over the edge, one is bound to land somewhere."
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"This morning's scene is good and fine, Long rain has not harmed the land."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
Character
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Debate
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
People
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
Amusement
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