"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

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"This land is your land, this land is my land, From California to the New York Island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters This land was made for you and me."

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"Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol."

Allan Sherman, American Musician

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"Atreyu comes from a land called Fantasia. It's an imaginary land."

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"You can never reach the promised land. You can march towards it."

James Callaghan, English Leader

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"To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships."

W. E. B. Du Bois, American Writer

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"Protecting all this land, working with the President to establish all these monuments, to, you know... I think the President has a land protection record that's second to no one in this century, maybe Teddy Roosevelt."

Bruce Babbitt, American Politician

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"This morning's scene is good and fine, Long rain has not harmed the land."

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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."

Movies

"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."

Being

"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."

Chance

"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

Destruction

"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."

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"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."

Work

"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration."

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"Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is."

Army

"If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news."

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"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."

Impression