"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

Land, Old, Thanksgiving

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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

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"When you look at the stars and the galaxy, you feel that you are not just from any particular piece of land, but from the solar system."

Kalpana Chawla, American Astronaut

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"This land, this water, this air, this planet - this is our legacy to our young."

Paul Tsongas, American Politician

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"The city is as large as Seville or Cordova; its streets, I speak of the principal ones, are very wide and straight; some of these, and all the inferior ones, are half land and half water, and are navigated by canoes."

Hernando Cortes, Spanish Leader

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"Had it not been for the Atlantic Ocean and the virgin wilderness, the United States would never have been the Land of Promise."

Herbert Croly, American Author

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"Western concepts of ownership and privatization came in and clashed with that. So land began to be exchanged."

Neil Abercrombie, American Politician

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"There are but few naval powers, but there are many land powers."

Frank B. Kellogg, American Politician

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"This morning's scene is good and fine, Long rain has not harmed the land."

Du Fu, Chinese Poet

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"To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships."

W. E. B. Du Bois, American Writer

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"I will burn your city, your land, your self."

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"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."

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