"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

Reality, Truth, Critique, Observation

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"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

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"To change reality, change your thoughts and perceptions."

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"He woke once more to external reality, looked round him, knew what he saw- knewit, with a sinking sense of horror and disgust, for the recurrent deliriumof his days and nights, the nightmare of swarming indistinguishable sameness."

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"We all know there is something wrong with our culture, the state of our world, and with ourselves."

Bryant McGill, American Poet

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"But alas, the world is not a wish-granting factory."

John Green, American Author

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"Real? Real depends upon your perspective, Annabelle. People never see life exactly the same way. The world is what you think it is."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Belief has nothing to do with facts,especially for the unbelievable facts."

Toba Beta, Indonesian Author

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"The worldly life is constantly ablaze. To keep expectation, that it will extinguish, is wrong. So then we too should say to it, 'you can keep on burning!"

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

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"If I'm surprised at where I'm at, it's probably because I'm not listening to the reality that listening to the voices that I've listened to have put me here. So, maybe I should be less surprised and more disappointed."

Craig D. Lounsbrough, American Author

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"You are very harsh.''I have seen the world."

Voltaire, French Writer

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"I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show."

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"Do you know why hurricanes have names instead of numbers? To keep the killing personal. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. '200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' Death is much more satisfying and entertaining if you personalize it.Me, I'm still waitin' for Hurricane Ed. Old Ed wouldn't hurt ya, would he? Sounds kinda friendly. 'Hell no, we ain't evacuatin'. Ed's comin'!"

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"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."

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"I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."

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"As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up."

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"My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!"

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"Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. Then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them."

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