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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"You have to take Bible prophecy literally, just like everything else in the Bible."
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"Ronald Reagan used to alarm other constituencies by speaking freely about the End Times foreshadowed in the Bible."
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"Determining to read through your Bible is a decision only you can make."
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"The Bible is the rock on which this Republic rests."
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"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means."
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"We gather for prayer, and reading the Bible, and singing the songs of David."
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"The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and of the oppressed."
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"I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right."
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"Never preach a sermon without a text from the Bible, a text containing the theme which you can elaborate. The text is the best proof in support of your argument. A sermon without a text is an argument without a proof."
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"Whatever your relationship is to your sacred tradition in the West, you have some relationship to the Bible if only through the names of the characters."
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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
Drugs
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
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