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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right."
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"The book to read is not the one which thinks for you, but the one which makes you think. No book in the world equals the Bible for that."
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"The words of the Bible, and the Bible alone, should be heard from the pulpit."
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"If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad."
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"The American mind, unlike the English, is not formed by books, but, as Carl Sandburg once said to me... by newspapers and the Bible."
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"I'd usually read the Bible a lot. Read little short Bible stories. And today, whenever I give speeches, I bring up a few of those Bible stories, because those are inspirations to me."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"Intense study of the Bible will keep any writer from being vulgar, in point of style."
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"We read Greek and Norse mythology until it came out of our ears. And the Bible."
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"Where in the Bible does it say I have to drive a Honda?"
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People
"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
Thought
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
Home
"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
Conservative
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
Class
"Men are only as loyal as their options."
Men
"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
Truth
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