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"Like many alcoholics, I was a staggering woman in a chic apartment, sick and utterly disgusting."
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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"I am rich from the bequests other gifted people have seen fit to leave to me."
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"I can only know what love is insofar as I can feel it."
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"There are zillions of people who say that alcoholism is a disease, but not many of them believe it."
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"I find it next to impossible to remain politely silent when people prate to me about the glory of being given another chance to live happily ever after!"
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"My name is real, which probably explains why I never became a superstar... how would that look in lights?"
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"I lose all control after two drinks of anything."
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"I believe in joy, but I believe in the flip-side, agony."
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"I'd stand in line for Confession with old people and little kids, and as the line moved up, I knew when I got into the box that I would lie! Again!"
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"Young Jimmy Dean fell off the world as suddenly as he had come."
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"It is a remarkably beautiful piece of home furnishing, the Oscar. I used to keep it up in front of a mirror so that it looked like two."
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