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Rita Rudner

"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"How magical can a person be when she is blessed with infinite kindness?"

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"A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life."

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"How many homes are broken because of men and women who are unfaithful! God will not hold you guiltless! There is a day of reckoning. “Be sure your sin will find you out” (Numbers 32:23 ESV). They will find you out in your own family life here in your relationship with your mate, they will find you out in the life to come."

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"The Bible teaches that whether we are saved or lost, there is conscious and everlasting existence of the soul and personality."

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"Yes, in my life, since we must call it so, there were three things, the inability to speak, the inability to be silent, and solitude, that's what I've had to make the best of."

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"You may fall down when you dance on the edge but edge is the source of all miracles and mystery."

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"If you are a path-creator, you don't need a path!"

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"He said it was as if Tommy had produced a key which fit a cage in the back of his mind, a cage like his own cell. Only instead of holding a man, that cage held a tiger, and that tiger's name was Hope. Williams produced the key that unlocked the cage and the tiger was out, willy-nilly, to roam his brain."

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"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?"
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"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
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