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Rita Rudner

"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"I find beauty in every sacred moment."

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"Better to be dirty than dead."

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"To get matured, you must have an education in the School of Solitude!"

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"In silence we are loving and kind, in a crowd we become blind."

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"Happiness is not defined by how much money you possess."

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"I am giving my all in all to the sacred moments."

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"The best things in life are the things that we cannot buy with money."

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"There comes a time in each life like a point of fulcrum. At that time you must accept yourself. It is not anymore what you will become. It is what you are and always will be."

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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
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"Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
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"We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet."
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"I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."
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"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'"
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