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"Never trust sheep."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney

"If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!"
Man

"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President

"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife

"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control

"Never trust sheep."
Trust

"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car

"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession

"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
Mother

"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
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"The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail."
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"There are two reasons why we don't trust people, First, we don't know them. Second, we know them."
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Personal Development

"Trust your imagination, dreams, and hopes. Just never forget to take actions to justify your trust."
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Personal Development

"Never be silent with persons you love and distrust," Mr. Carpenter had said once. "Silence betrays."
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Personal Development

"It is always a difficult issue for each of us to trust one another yet we expect to be trusted by others."
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Personal Development

"Trust yourself and try not to get lured off course by conflicting opinions that don't seem to sit right with you."
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Personal Development

"Only God is our reliable help and protection."
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Personal Development

"I've yet to find another soul who believes in me with the same fervency as my mother."
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Personal Development

"I know you'll do what's best for Annabeth.""How can you be sure?""Because she'd do the same for you."
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Personal Development

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
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Personal Development
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