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"I started college Pre-Med. That lasted about half a semester."
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"You know, I come from six generations of college graduates."
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"I never took my SAT's. I never applied to college. I moved right out here and jumped into the thick of things. Whether that was the smart move or not, I'm sitting here talking to you now, so it paid off."
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"I got out of college in 1997, and TV embraced me very quickly."
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"I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'."
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"I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials."
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"I started doing stand-up in college."
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"It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush."
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"One of the wonderful things about going to a small college is you can get into everything."
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"We have such a high drop-out rate from musicians, said the head of the college. He was right - I dropped out before I even dropped in. Months later they were still asking what had happened to me, not realising that I was on a UK tour."
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"On the first day of a college you will worry about how will you do inside the college? and at the last day of a college you will wonder what will you do outside the college?"
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"I started college Pre-Med. That lasted about half a semester."
College

"My bones are tired from all the tragedy in me."
Tragedy

"People are first and foremost Republicans, first and foremost Anarchists, first and foremost a man or woman, and that is a mistake. It hurts the individual and it hurts the whole."
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"I think that being a conscious parent opens your eyes to the fact that any adult relationships that you have, whenever children are present on a daily basis, that they're modeling how they get along with people by what they see how you get along."
People

"At this point, I'm spoiled. I've actually had a really blessed career."
Career

"I don't smack him around. I don't yell at him. And if he wants to go to the park in his pajamas, I don't care."
Care

"It sounds so trite but in relationships, you have to communicate."
Relationship

"I'm pretty political when it comes to human rights and things like that."
Rights

"And then, all of a sudden, you're like, all that's great and fun, but Arthur Miller's in my dressing room. This is the third night he's been here and he sits in my dressing room for an hour after each show, and talks to me for an hour. So I'm pretty spoiled right now."
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"I'm very wary of large groups of people getting together and trying to believe the same thing. It never seems to end well, whether it's political or religious or whatever."
People
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