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"Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch."
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"So it's really nice after about a year and a half to get back on stage and flex those old muscles."
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"If you're a reporter, the easiest thing in the world is to get a story. The hardest thing is to verify. The old sins were about getting something wrong, that was a cardinal sin. The new sin is to be boring."

"Old #64 chose... a gentle jog, fast enough to prove I was alive, slow enough to savor the cheers. They washed over me. They warmed me. I knew I could live without them but I loved them."
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"No, I'm not a French designer either. I'm from nowhere. I'm a European, old European is all I am."
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"We are similar to a museum. My function is to present old masterpieces in modern frames."

"Once you are over 30, 35 years old, I think everyone should get down to the gym and start moving again."

"I would like to go to University and be like a normal 20 year old."
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"If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people."

"I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay."

"I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth."

"I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla."

"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy."

"People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude."
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