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"Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed."
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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."
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"And there wasn't anything he wanted to do that he couldn't make time for. What did he have to mope about, really? What more did he want? Love, he could hear Eve saying. Purpose. Love. Purpose. Those are the things that you can't plan for. Those are the things that just happen. And what if they don't happen? Do you spend your whole life pining for them? Waiting to be happy?"
"Quit acting like everything is so serious. Most situations aren't as bad as you fear, and those that are might benefit from a little laughter."
"Fiction is like a spider's web, attached ever so slightly perhaps, but still attached to life at all four corners. Often the attachment is scarcely perceptible."
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"People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong."
"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
"In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season."
"It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them."
"The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas."
"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does."
"Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day."
"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics."
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