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"I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up."
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"We have to stop the propaganda, the shameful propaganda used by Kremlin to rehabilitate these old types."
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"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."
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"A new philosophy generally means in practice the praise of some old vice."
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"That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers."
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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
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"Old foxes want no tutors."
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"Any stigma, as the old saying is, will serve to beat a dogma."
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"It is only the modern that ever becomes old-fashioned."
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"All you hear Catholics turning out these days are pop versions of the old Protestant anthems."
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"I was dyslexic, I had no understanding of schoolwork whatsoever. I certainly would have failed IQ tests. And it was one of the reasons I left school when I was 15 years old. And if I - if I'm not interested in something, I don't grasp it."
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"To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?"
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"When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking."
Life

"I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government."
Government

"I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?"
Love

"Can you really forgive if you can't forget?"
Forget

"When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?"
Life

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."
Friendship

"Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be."
Men

"It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?"
Men

"In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?"
Art
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