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"When birds burp, it must taste like bugs."
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"The parish I live in is a very abrupt, uneven country, full of hills and woods, and therefore full of birds."

"I consider myself to have been the bridge between the shotgun and the binoculars in bird watching. Before I came along, the primary way to observe birds was to shoot them and stuff them."

"Birds are indicators of the environment. If they are in trouble, we know we'll soon be in trouble."

"Some tribes of birds will relieve and rear up the young and helpless, of their own and other tribes, when abandoned."

"What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?"

"When you have birds you stare at them a lot and their eyes are recessed on their head. When they look at something they tilt their head in a quizzical expression."
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"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
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