"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."

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"If I choose to take the pen from God and write the story of my life without Him, I better have plenty of erasers and a whole lot of white-out. Better yet, I should invest in a good shredder."

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George Orwell, British Author

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"Through all life changes , God is in control."

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"God's goal is to establish His righteousness on this earth."

Sunday Adelaja, Nigerian Author

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"What you don't know, you can't tell. Or made to tell."

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"It is possible to be a puppet on a string, controlled by hidden forces."

"Through all life changes , God is in control."

"God's goal is to establish His righteousness on this earth."

"Ambalal Muljibhai' (Dada's relative self) is under the control of worldly interactions, and 'we' (The Gnani Purush) are in the control of nischaya (realm of the Self). Worldly interaction should not be scorned at, at all."

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"What you don't know, you can't tell. Or made to tell."

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