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"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
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"Through all life changes , God is in control."
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"A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him."
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"We cannot act according to the promptings of our flesh."
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"Stay calm and exercise restrain during your most desperate moment or you shall desperately say what when your desperation is over, you shall come to a later realization of what you shouldn't have say and notice how silence could have been the best option to mere words!"
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"Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don't take naturally to it."
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"You may not have the power to control whatever happens to you, but you have the power to stop it from affecting your sense of style."
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"It is sad, people what to control others. But they have not learned to know their soul."
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"You can't control anything in this world except your perception and emotion."
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"Now, he realized, he simply had to take what he wanted. He had to control the winds, not the other way around (p. 434)."
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"Do not allow your sad past to rule your present situation. Unlike a tango, it does not take to two to forgive."
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"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
Eating
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
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