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Joseph Heller

"He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody."

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"Misery suffered did not justify misery to come."

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"While they were saying among themselves it cannot be done, it was done."

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"A saw by itself holds no value, but when coupled with your labor can clear forests."

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"If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented."

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"Full effort is full victory."

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"If you don't have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?"

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"If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot, reading is the creative center of a writer's life, you cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you."

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"Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure."

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"Time's the thief of memory."

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"I love the movies, and when I go to see a movie that's been made from one of my books, I know that it isn't going to be exactly like my novel because a lot of other people have interpreted it. But I also know it has an idea that I'll like because that idea occurred to me, and I spent a year, or a year and a half of my life working on it."

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"I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any."
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"Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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"When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?""
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"Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
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"Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry."
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"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
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"I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long."
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"We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist."
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