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"When you focus on want, you become an endless cycle of wants."
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"Only those who want everything done for them are bored."
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"Don't say "the White House wants." Buildings can't want."
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"I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me."
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"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center."
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"Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know."
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"What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others."
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"Tyrants seldom want pretexts."
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"You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say."
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
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"I just want to do cool stuff."
Want

"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings

"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
Funny

"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
Friendship

"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
Freedom

"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
Actor

"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day

"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company

"I want to manufacture a feud."
Want

"I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day."
Thought
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