"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an hour more per day with the kids than working fathers do."

James Levine, American Musician

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"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."

Rory Bremner, British Comedian

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"I'll probably make loads of plans, and then just sit around on my bottom all day long and do nothing."

John Deacon, British Musician

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"He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done."

Brian McKnight, American Musician

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"I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory."

Marie Curie, Polish Scientist

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"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

"Working mothers do an hour more per day than working fathers do and working mothers do on average an hour more per day with the kids than working fathers do."

"When I was growing up, there were just the three channels, so as a nation we all sat down to the same meal at the end of the day. Now there's been this explosion."

"I'll probably make loads of plans, and then just sit around on my bottom all day long and do nothing."

"He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced by what Stevie Wonder has done."

"I have no dress except the one I wear every day. If you are going to be kind enough to give me one, please let it be practical and dark so that I can put it on afterwards to go to the laboratory."

Explore more quotes by Jay Mohr

"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."

"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."

"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."

"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."

"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."

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"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."

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