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Jay Mohr

"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."

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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

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"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."

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"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

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"My greatest day is yet to come. Of all the things that I've accomplished, my greatest day is yet to come. But it will never come if I don't pursue it."

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

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"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
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