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"Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts."
Football
"I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it."
Love
"Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing."
Fantasy
"I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once."
Mistake
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
Day
"I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field."
Money
"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."
Sports
"Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?"
Baseball
"I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball."
Idea
"I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating."
Time
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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."
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Personal Development
"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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Personal Development
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
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Personal Development
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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Personal Development
"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."
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Personal Development
"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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Personal Development
"Every day, I have a most embarrassing moment."
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Personal Development
"No charges have been filed by the L.A. district attorney's office, and for that I am appreciative. I have said it before, but we all make mistakes, and the day will come soon enough where you no longer read of mine in the tabloids."
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Personal Development
"Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day."
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Personal Development
"Back in my day, I would probe by hand. Now you can get commercial software that does the job for you."
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Personal Development
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