"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

Life, Stupidity, Universe

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"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

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"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

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"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."

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"I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity."

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"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

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"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream."

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"There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another."

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"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence."

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"Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass."

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"Without deviation progress is not possible."

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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

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"Things past redress are now with me past care."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Hate is hostility."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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