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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"When I die, it will be a shipwreck, and as when a huge ship sinks, many people all around will be sucked down with it."
Existence
"They ought to put out the eyes of painters as they do goldfinches in order that they can sing better."
Creativity
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."
Success
"The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?"
Creativity
"You have to have an idea of what you are going to do, but it should be a vague idea."
Creativity
"One must act in painting as in life, directly."
Creativity
"What might be taken for a precocious genius is the genius of childhood. When the child grows up, it disappears without a trace. It may happen that this boy will become a real painter some day, or even a great painter. But then he will have to begin everything again, from zero."
Genius
"The people who make art their business are mostly imposters."
Business
"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
Life
"Every positive value has its price in negative terms... the genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima."
Truth
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