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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It was between the ages of 14 and 20 and I started off not eating at all, maybe an apple a day."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"At the end of the day, the numbers that we're hearing are not going to be totally correct or not correct at all."
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"I just want to do cool stuff."
Want

"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings

"Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously."
Funny

"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
Friendship

"The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom."
Freedom

"Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day."
Actor

"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day

"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company

"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
Oil

"People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is."
People
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