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"The problem with winning the rat race is you're still a rat."
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"The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years."
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"It will be a hard game if you think about winning a championship. We need to think about our own game at the moment and focus on getting good results especially over the Christmas period."
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"Whoever is winning at the moment will always seem to be invincible."
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"The future author is one who discovers that language, the exploration and manipulation of the resources of language, will serve him in winning through to his way."
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"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."
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"From one match to the next, I kept on winning."
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"There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever."
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"No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink."
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"Winning tastes good."
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"Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum."
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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
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"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."
Survival

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Race

"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
American

"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
Belief

"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."
Opportunity

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
People

"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."
Thought

"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."
Cause

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."
Care
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