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"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
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"It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind."
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"The word of my lord is the sword for world."
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"My word fly up my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go."
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"The world's most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife."
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"And it should be the law: If you use the word "paradigm" without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions."
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"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."
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"Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped!"
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"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
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"We came up with three core touchy feely words."
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"The picture alone, without the written word, leaves half the story untold."
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"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
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"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."
People
"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."
Publicity
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
Day
"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
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"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."
Food
"All publicity is good, except an obituary notice."
Publicity
"Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops."
Sister
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
Money
"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."
Love
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