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"I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Fun is never gone because life is fun."
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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."
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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."
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"Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it."
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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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"Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something."
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"Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening."
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"The Britney Spears movie was just fun and light, but let's talk about that in a few months."
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"I'm picking and choosing in terms of the stress factor. If it's not fun, I'm not going to do it."
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"I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement."
Living
"My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States."
Nation
"It's not like I'm anti-China. I just think it's ridiculous that we allow them to do what they're doing to this country, with the manipulation of the currency, that you write about and understand, and all of the other things that they do."
Nation
"Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game."
Motivational
"Part of being a winner is knowing when enough is enough. Sometimes you have to give up the fight and walk away, and move on to something that's more productive."
Being
"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate."
Fate
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
Woman
"I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it."
Money
"I think Ronald Reagan was one of the great presidents, period, not just recently. I thought he had the demeanor. I thought he had the bearing. I thought he had the thought process."
Thought
"Everything in life is luck."
Life
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