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"If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care."
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"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company
"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."
Elections
"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
Oil
"I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials."
College
"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day
"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings
"People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is."
People
"I want to manufacture a feud."
Want
"If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care."
People
"I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."
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Personal Development
"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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Personal Development
"There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness."
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Personal Development
"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."
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"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
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Personal Development
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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Personal Development
"Stephen King in many respects is a wonderful writer. He has made a contribution. People in the future will be able to pick up Stephen King's books and learn a lot about who we were by reading those books."
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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."
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Personal Development
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones."
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Personal Development
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