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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

"I tell you, families are definitely the training ground for forgiveness."

"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
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"News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead."

"The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish."

"Don't hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them."

"Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic."

"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste."

"I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep."
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