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"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."
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"As far as now, as far as I think everyone deserv a chance. No matter who is he and who was he."

"I went to college and I never allowed myself to think for an instant that I would have this chance to do this."

"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."

"While there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to behave as though he were sure of it. If at the end your cheerfulness in not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful."
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"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."

"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran."

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."

"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose."

"When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper."

"The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians."
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