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Jasper Fforde

"Fiction wouldn't be much fun without its fair share of scoundrels, and they have to live somewhere."

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Amber Hurdle

"Writing fiction, there are no limits to what you write as long as it increases the value of the paper you are writing on."

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"And, of course, some SF is set close enough to here and now that Anglo and European do apply. Since many of the writers come from those backgrounds, so does much of the fiction."

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Amber Hurdle

"Villainessa Tittel was a hired killer, an assassin by trade. She had enjoyed the best education and had been trained by assassins who had (until then at least) been considered the best in the business. She had turned to 'cleaning' as an occupation because she really enjoyed endings more than beginnings " and anyway, she didn't need to know her mark's entire pedigree or life's story, or to have some kind of facetious moral justification just to collect her fee. Unsurprisingly, when she did read " on those rare occasions " her books were always dog-eared from the back."

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Amber Hurdle

"Fiction is experimentation; when it ceases to be that, it ceases to be fiction."

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Amber Hurdle

"I got nice rejections explaining that historical fiction was a difficult sell. But I kept trying."

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Amber Hurdle

"Ripley is married. And he's not lost. He has his feet on the ground."

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Amber Hurdle

"Fictions are realities we don't think of, that are happening to people we know nothing about."

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Amber Hurdle

"But to be perfectly frank, this childish idea that the author of a novel has some special insight into the characters in the novel...it's ridiculous. That novel was composed of scratches on a page, dear. The characters inhabiting it have no life outside of those scratches. What happened to them? They all ceased to exist the moment the novel ended."

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Amber Hurdle

"In camp was found a book, the first of the kind I had ever seen, in which I was made a great hero, slaying Indians by the hundreds."

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"PDR: Persons of Dubious Reality; refugees from the collective consciousness. Uninvited visitors who have fallen through the grating that divides the real, from the written. They arrive with their actions hardwired due to their repetitious existence and the older and more basic they are, the more rigidly they stick to them. Characters from cautionary tales are particularly mindless; they do what they do because it's what they've always done.And it's our job to stop them."
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"Now and again. Good residency is about having the power to ask someone to do something, but not necessarily exercising it."
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"Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index."
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"I'm beginning to think you're the sort of person who does a great deal with very little."He meant a liar."
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"The very possibility of death focuses the mind wonderfully."
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"There is no point in expending good money on the pursuit of an engine that can power aircraft without propellers. What is wrong with airships anyway? They have borne mankind aloft for over a hundred relatively accident-free years and I see no reason to impugn their popularity..."
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"The known had been so long dwarfed by the unknown that confusion was an easy bedfellow."
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"All of everything came into existence simply because it wanted to be. The big bang wasn't so much a big bang as a hasty dash toward an opportunity to trade nothingness for somethingness. The main contributory factor to the entire universe was a momentary effect in need of a cause."
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"I was in '78 recently," he announced. "I brought you this."He handed me a single by the Beatles. I didn't recognize the title."Didn't they split in '70?""Not always. How are things?"
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"I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics."
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